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Laurette Broussard-Schmidt
Sales Clerk, Bookkeeper, and former Bank Clerk

About me! I'm 51 years young, and live in South Carolina. I lived from 1995-2001 as a military wife in Kaiserslautern (Germany), where I learned German. Today, I appreciate communities that help me to maintain it. I worked as a bank clerk there, as well as for a few years after I returned to the United States. After being unemployed for 10 years because of rheumatoid arthritis, I'm working again, as a sales clerk and bookkeeper at a smoke shop. I have two adult children, got divorced in 2013. My coming out was early 2021, when I met my partner, and later that year, we married. Our combined families now include my wife and I, my son and his wife, my daughter and her husband, my mother (who had her coming out a year after I did) and her wife, and my wife's sister (my sister-in-law) and her wife, along with their two daughters. Over the years, I've had quite a few health problems; weak pelvic floor, depression, Varicose veins, carpal tunnel syndrome, loose vagina, sagging breasts, cigarette addiction. But all is now good, all of my surgeries are behind me, as well as my depression - I no longer need the meds, and that's a good thing!

"A lesbian relationship is a relationship, in which the woman is BOTH members in the relationship. After all, that is the point, isn't it?

"Anything that a man can do, a woman can do it better! And, anything that a woman can do, two women can do it better!"

"Anything that Fred Astire could do, so could Ginger Rodgers. But, Ginger also did it backwards, and in high heels."

"Lesbian foreplay: The deliberate pursuit of sexual and romantic arousal and pleasure, with the immediate goal of an orgasm."

"A woman does not age; she matures!"
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Education:
  • University of South Florida (Women's Studies) 
  • Bank of America (Bank Clerk Certificate) 
  • Inlingua Kaiserslautern (German) 
  • DeVry University (Bookkeeping Certificate)